And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
You pole danced in your parka.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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