I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
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