Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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