ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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