I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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