Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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