I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.