If that was your dad, he is hot
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van