i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.