Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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