It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
