i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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