Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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