dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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