love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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