shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
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