She's JV to your varsity
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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