porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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