Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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