a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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