We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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