I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
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