I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
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Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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