That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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