i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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