problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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