Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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