Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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