I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just want nice things and good sex
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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