Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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