Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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