We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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