we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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