if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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