Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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