So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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