Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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