When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
