out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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