Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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