You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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