Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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