two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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