i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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