Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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