No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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