UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
