I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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