she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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