"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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