Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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