i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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