sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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