Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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