Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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