Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
last night I used snow as a chaser
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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