was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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