i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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