i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
