Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
worst night to have a conscience
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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