Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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