tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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