Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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